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The best way
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To be sure
your child grows up well, don’t waste a SECOND to right the jam jar.
Just let it pour forth while you whack your toddler. He seems to be
looking entreatingly 100 years into the future, requesting that the
human race get a clue…. |
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And ah, the
diverse weaponry! |
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Weapon:
a strop. As time seems to be compressed in this one, it’s
not clear whether the beating or the animal cruelty happened first.
It represents an ongoing cycle, I would imagine…. |
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Weapon:
a shoe. Note Mom’s pleased expression and possible brain
damage from her own childhood “learning experiences.” |
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Weapon:
some straw? More Dobson-style “Focus on the Fanny”
childcare, this time occurring in a family of scarecrows. |
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Weapon:
hairbrush. Mothers, always have one on your person! You never know
when you will need to administer a fillip to your sinful children’s
character. |
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This next
lot are sort of Child Abuse Lite…something not quite right going on,
but probably for the raising of good children. |
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Weapon:
psychoactive drugs, apparently. Not sure about this
one—science may have been called in to give theology a little help. |
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If the
family’s security camera captures this incident, Santa’s going to be
attending a treatment program once he’s sentenced. |
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Fun on the
family vacation. |
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A 1500 pound
tortoise with jaws like a bear trap…honey, put the baby on its
back, will you?
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